This week we are joined by copywriter,
To L and Straight Back
co-host, potential television exec, and my personal roommate
Analyssa Lopez
! We are writing on very first dates â the whom, the just what, the where, the that, additionally the how.
However before we get into all of our real matchmaking life, Christina fanfics the the most popular queer celebs in a game of appreciation Triangles!
PROGRAM NOTES
+ One gay kiss wasn’t adequate to get
Nine Best Visitors
more than #42 inside my
Nicole Kidman ranking
.
+ appreciation Triangle celebs pulled from Christina’s ever-delightful
No filtration line
.
+ Christina and I also chatted more info on first times once we had been on
Bad with Money
.
+ Analyssa’s crush for the week
glowing on TikTok
.
+ In addition an enjoyable anecdote about Jessica Chastain: we saw the girl do a Q&A after a screening for
Molly’s Game
and she was very positioned and comfy and fake in a superb good way. I experienced thinking,
We gamble Jessica Chastain never ever battles to transmit a message
. And because next whenever i am composing a business-y email i simply say to myself,
You’re Jessica Chastain. You Are Jessica Chastain.
Performs pretty well.
+ Listed Here Is
my meeting with Isabel Sandoval
and here are
her movies throughout the Criterion Channel
.
+ Did you notice the news? The day development? Christina is
recapping
The Day Program
.
Christina:
Certainly my personal very first day techniques is ensuring perhaps not inquiring questions. I shall keep coming back from a night out together and my buddies might possibly be want, “exactly how was just about it? Precisely what do they actually do? In which carry out they stay?” And that I’ll be like, “no clue. I managed to get absolutely nothing.” I’m not sure everything I converse in regards to on dates, but it is never ever any relevant information that anybody would want to notice on a follow upwards, because i am constantly similar, oh yeah, I’m certain they’ve got a job. I’m not sure what it is.
Theme tune performs
Drew:
Hi, I Am Drew.
Christina:
I Am Christina.
Drew:
And thanks for visiting,
Hold off, Is It a Date?
Christina:
Hold off, So Is This a romantic date?
is actually an Autostraddle podcast aimed at answering the age old question: wait, is it a date?
Drew:
Daily we get more and more clarity and learn more and how to keep in touch with each other and our very own neighborhood.
Christina:
Wow. Which was very beautiful and touching.
Drew:
Thank You.
Christina:
Plus therefore lightly robot in a fashion that i truly appreciated.
Drew:
Great. Opting for like queer cult. Yeah.
Christina:
Yeah. Okay. Because you’ve viewed, simply how much? You completed
Nine Great Visitors
yesterday?
Drew:
I did so. I watched every thing in one single time. Really, and the final episode had been the early morning after, while we created my new shelf. It actually was a proper successful⦠that’s how much focus should really be fond of that television system.
Christina:
And that means you’re not coming at all of us from a well space, as you had been in a cult.
Drew:
Yeah, which was several days before. It isn’t really adequate to essentially have messed with me in excess. You know very well what? Sometimes bad television is necessary, especially when it stars lots of performers. Oh, we have to explore whom we’re.
Christina:
Oh yeah. Appropriate.
Drew:
We generally accomplish that.
Christina:
Here we are speaking about
Nine Perfect Visitors,
a television show no body cares about.
Drew:
Okay, well my name is Drew Gregory. I am an author for Autostraddle. I am a filmmaker, I’m a trans individual, I am a lesbian person. Yeah. And that I perform love Nicole Kidman.
Christina:
Incredible work. I’m Christina Tucker. In addition a writer for Autostraddle, i’m a lesbian person but also thankful that
The Morning Show
has returned during my existence since it is really been, well, damaging it, but in a good way. We like poor television!
Drew:
Yeah. Which is great poor tv. That is exceptional. Yeah.
Christina:
Chef’s hug. Chef’s hug.
Drew:
Really, should we get into our game?
Christina:
I’m therefore excited to figure out, what’s via the small brain now?
Drew:
Okay.
Christina:
What horrors have you produced?
Drew:
So this game is known as appreciation Triangles.
Christina:
Oh man.
Drew:
And you should see that I have a cap here. Okay?
Christina:
Okay.
Drew:
And inside the cap tend to be bits of report which have 10 reoccurring those who appear on Christinais no Filter line, and that is dedicated to celeb gossip and Instagram posts. Right after which there’s the name and my title. And I’m gonna choose three names out of this cap, and you are attending apply your own brilliant Christina fanfic limit, and simply tell me what the really love triangle would-be between those three people.
Christina:
Wow. Okay. I’m going to get a drink of eating plan Coke and I’m gonna be prepared because of this.
Drew:
Yeah. Just what dynamic might be. Okay. Which Means You seeâ
Christina:
I favor which you place situations in a hat. It is so real.
Drew:
Yeah. I love it. I am talking about, it really is a podcast, so no person can really trust, but We guarantee that, one, I’m not searching. Two, it really is all arbitrary. Okay. Prepared?
Christina:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Drew:
Okay. So the first-name is actually Tessa Thompson.
Christina:
Famous.
Drew:
Hayley Kiyoko.
Christina:
Mm.
Drew:
And Rosie O’Donnell.
Christina:
Now this will be fascinating, because precisely what the bang are the ones three individuals carrying out with each other? My gut says that Tessa and Rosie are probably gonna be all of our major major triangle moments right here, because I feel such as that’s the one plausible method to address this drilling trolley ass issue of a love triangle you have given me personally. Therefore I feel like they, I’m not sure, found at a celebration, Tessa was feeling untamed. She had been like, “It really is Rosie O’Donnell. I’m going to connect with Rosie O’Donnell because exactly why the hell perhaps not?” That appears like the woman fuel.
Drew:
Positively.
Christina:
I actually do consider Hayley had been registered into this triangle because maybe she actually is had a crush on Tessa for a time and additionally they met at some function. And that I don’t believe Tessa is within in whatever way, like, “oh, i can not date the lady.” She’s exactly like, “yeah, we could vibe, we can hang.” But i believe Hayley’s a little hung up on like, “wait, nevertheless installed with Rosie O’Donnell, the Rosie O’Donnell? How performed that take place?”
Drew:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Christina:
I don’t imagine absolutely any genuine stress within triangle. I think you will find a little insecurity many issue.
Drew:
I see.
Christina:
I am not sure how we’re fixing it due to the fact once again, i recently feel Tessa just absolutely vibes out. She’s going to end up like, i eventually got to get go out with Rita Ora and Tayo Otiti at some point, very catch you lates. But i actually do believe, I don’t know, possibly at the conclusion it ends with Hayley and Rosie connecting at some sort of brunch.
Drew:
Oh, I Adore that.
Christina:
Like, yeah, man. This really is generational lesbians. That is like, we are passing the burn. I do believe that might be really beautiful, genuinely.
Drew:
That’s gorgeous.
Christina:
Which in addition very disorderly.
Drew:
Yeah. Let us move on to the next haphazard trio.
Christina:
Oh child.
Drew:
Okay. So it is Niecy Nash.
Christina:
Awaiting this one.
Drew:
Hunter Schafer.
Christina:
Uh-huh (affirmative).
Drew:
And Holland Taylor.
Christina:
Well, today.
Drew:
Wow.
Christina:
Huh. Just as before you’ve got located myself in a challenging circumstance. Now, i am talking about, I guess it is like, we must focus on Holland and Niecy. I don’t know what exactly is going on right here. Both are located in delighted connections.
Drew:
Yeah.
Christina:
I am not sure if anybody knows that Niecy Nash is completely enthusiastic about the woman partner, but the woman is, and that I’m yes she’s submitted at least six instances now about this reality.
Drew:
Look, occasionally like triangles tend to be unrequited.
Christina:
I believe it is going to have to be, but I believe enjoy it’s unrequited in almost every drilling path. Understanding Hunter Schafer doing right here? Hunter Schafer is much like a dang teenager only vibing.
Drew:
Very early 20s. Simply want to clarify.
Christina:
We mentioned the thing I said. That is the exact same age. Jenna from
Work,
it’s the exact same photo. Come on. This, i may have to put the towel in regarding. I honestly hardly understand.
Drew:
Okay. We could additionally put the labels back in. Wait, allow me to put Hunter Schafer back.
Christina:
Yeah.
Drew:
And Now We planning to performâ
Christina:
Extract myself something else. I will generate something take place with Niecy and Holland. I’m not sure what, it is rather dramatic.
Drew:
Oh. Okay. This might be a really interesting trio. Gillian Anderson.
Christina:
Oh. Now, Gillian, famously semi freshly solitary, has a puppy, additionally true. She’s not any longer internet dating the guy from
The Crown
that made her be Margaret Thatcher, that I believe is probably for the greatest. Today, hmm. See, personally i think like someone’s simply likely to need to have thoughts for Niecy inside the corner because she is only performing her thing.
Drew:
That is an extremely good point. That’s a good point.
Christina:
She’s just undertaking the woman thing. I think Holland and Sarah, I don’t know, capable get freaky. There might be perhaps, possibly they ask Gillian over for products. Possibly situations have some spicy. Exactly who could say? Possibly Niecy is sold with Jessica. Possibly Jessica leaves early. Possibly absolutely emotions on all edges. Once more, I don’t know actually what is actually taking place because I can’t picture the majority of these folks in alike area with each other. It’s fascinating to consider, for me. I’ll spend a lot period great deal of thought later on. Now, though?
Drew:
Yeah. It could certainly be an orgy moment because of the lovers involved, like enjoy Gillian Anderson being unmarried.
Christina:
I think that might be it. I do believe they might have become together and been like, let’s get this noted bisexual into some puss. In my opinion that might be amazing.
Drew:
Wow. What a remarkable fivesome that would be. Okay. Moving on.
Christina:
Additionally, is it possible to simply ask one question concerning the hat? Is it like a news kid limit?
Drew:
Really. I don’t have like a⦠its a pretty superficial cap, but I don’t have many caps. Making Itâ
Christina:
I am pleased one that you’ve got is actually a newsboy cap.
Drew:
It’s a tiny bit newsboy cap. Yeah. I do believe I pull it well occasionally.
Christina:
There is the locks because of it. It’s my opinion it.
Drew:
Thank You.
Christina:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Drew:
Okay. Demi Lovato.
Christina:
Incredible.
Drew:
Christina Tucker. And Cara Delevingne.
Christina:
Interesting. Today it is interesting. Because working myself into listed here is not something it’s my job to carry out. Really Don’t usually compose viewer fic for the reason that it’sâ
Drew:
I know.
Christina:
Embarrassing.
Drew:
Really why don’t we embarrass you.
Christina:
Let us embarrass me. So Cara’s had some sort of event, appropriate, at the woman bonkers house or apartment with the pussy tunnel and all of the Leo sculptures from inside the backyard, that is what’s occurring. I believe Demi has chosen that they can go to, it is possibly nonetheless a tiny bit stressed about planning to a party during this lunatic lesbian’s house because notoriously, material dilemmas are hard. A party at Cara’s home is going to get unusual easily. Absolutely an entire place that’s simply a ball pit. I do not understand what’s going on there. And I famously you shouldn’t love parties or men and women. Therefore I feel just like possibly Demi and I also have connected in a few sort of peaceful people zone. My personal gut is like Cara only would like to begin some shit and simply attempts to enter between that one way or another, only for the drama benefit from it all. Brings her intercourse workbench electricity to this due to the fact, then trigger turmoil, whenever you can? In addition a Leo, she is going to resemble, hello, exactly why is the eye instead of myself?
Drew:
Therefore the concern that We have is Cara separating your and Demi’s gorgeous by going for you or opting for Demi? Which one of you strays?
Christina:
That Is Certainly the things I can not⦠Hmm. Hmm. My abdomen feels as though I have to state Demi, but that is only because Really don’t feel i might do that. And I feel sorts of terrible stating that Demi should do that, once more, one I do not understand and certainly will most likely never know. But maybe because I’m not performing that.
Drew:
Yeah. But I feel as if you’re dedicated away from inactivity. So I have no idea if you need to feel terrible about this.
Christina:
Completely. That’s an infamous motto, be sluggish because it’s easy.
Drew:
Yeah.
Christina:
Hello.
Drew:
Okay.
Christina:
Yeah. And I in addition think Cara would deplete me personally.
Drew:
Yeah. That is probably true. I’d love to see it however.
Christina:
Oh positive. I possibly could be exhausted for like a weekend. I could be tired for like a weekend or two.
Drew:
Okay. This is actually the finally one. It really is Kiki Palmer.
Christina:
Fun.
Drew:
Hunter Schafer, who was simply put back in the cap because of age variations. And myself. Wow. I really like that i am part of this. Just What? Happy birthday celebration if you ask me.
Christina:
Okay. Very Drew is actually love with both Kiki Palmer and Hunter Schafer. That’s where we’re beginning.
Drew:
Obviously.
Christina:
Really don’t actually know in which we are finishing from there because that just appears like after that occur. See, Kiki has this, the things I love about Kiki Palmer, one of the numerous things i enjoy about Kiki Palmer, would be the fact that she’s 27 years of age and it has the energy of a 45 year old Ebony lady after all times throughout the day. I think its wonderful to have such big auntie fuel at her early age. And that I only feel in a love triangle situation, she’d resemble, “Oh no, i am a child of God. I eventually got to get. That isn’t for me. Y’all perform what you need to perform, but Im all set with this specific.” Thus perhaps you and Kiki have actually hooked up previously now Hunter has actually entered the scene and Hunter’s similar, Ooh, I managed to get a crush on this person. And perhaps Kiki is just like, yeah, I’m allowing it to go.
Drew:
Wait, Hunter features a crush on me? Not Kiki?
Christina:
Obviously.
Drew:
Oh, thank-you. Wow.
Christina:
Come on.
Drew:
Wow. What a global, in which I’m hooking up with Kiki Palmer. Right after which who has to finish because I begin matchmaking Hunter Schafer.
Christina:
I mean exactly what a world for which i am as well sluggish to deceive on Demi Lovato. There are plenty of worlds we’re going through.
Drew:
Wow.
Christina:
Yeah. But In my opinion you guys absolutely vibe, but I think it comes to an end because Hunter is like, mm, i do want to carry out more using my existence. I wish to get-out truth be told there and discover some crap. She’s younger.
Drew:
I mean, I Understand. That’s fine.
Christina:
I am aware. And Kiki’s similar, if anyone wants to arrive more than on Sunday for brunch, you’re welcome.
Drew:
Oh, therefore Kiki and I also remain buddies?
Christina:
I think every person stays pals contained in this scenario.
Drew:
Oh, that is great. Which is good. Okay, I Prefer that
Christina:
Really don’t imagine there is real damage feelings. I think everybody’s like, yeah, growth. It must take place.
Drew:
Yeah. That is fantastic. I favor this. Really, this is a pleasure. Thank you for having fun with me personally.
Christina:
Thank you for, I’m phoning this The Newsboy Cap game.
Drew:
Great. Move over Adore Triangles. It really is today a Newsboy Cover.
Christina:
Yeah. No, which was actually enjoyable.
Drew:
I’m very pleased. Really, I think it’s time that individuals enter all of our main topic associated with week with the really unique visitor. Thus the topic this week is actually basic dates, and, extremely unique guest, want to introduce yourself?
Analyssa:
I really do. Thank you so much for inquiring. I am Analyssa and I am the co-host of Autostraddle’s
To L and Straight Back
podcast with Drew in accordance with Riese. When Drew and Christina performed their intro, I got to bite my personal language not to state, “I’m Analyssa!” And that’s normally my personal intro.
Christina:
You probably did a fantastic job, and I also thank you’re honored to listen it, really.
Analyssa:
Yeah. We assist co-host the
To L and Back
podcast, I’ve written a few things for Autostraddle. I just work at a television facility, and so the like Triangles game felt very exclusively made for my personal presence also. Very long time listener, very first time person.
Christina:
Incredible.
Analyssa:
Et cetera, et cetera. Hello everybody else.
Drew:
But also, my roomie. So actually, the audience is recording this individually for audio purposes, but the audience is in areas with a wall between you.
Christina:
It is beautiful stuff. And I love this synergy, this Autostraddle corner advertising jargon.
Analyssa:
It is a little bit like, performed I have on pod because of nepotism? Like method of.
Christina:
Yes. However in equity to you personally, our visitors have actually received throughout the pod so far considering nepotism. Thus?
Drew:
Ana, can I ask you something publicly about this podcast? As I reference the wall surface in the middle all of our rooms. I cannot make use of my personal dildo while folks are house, correct? Our wall space are too slim. Or maybe you’ve perhaps not heard? Maybe you’ve maybe not heard it?
Analyssa:
I have heard one gender sound from the place.
Drew:
Okay. Once isn’t terrible.
Christina:
Well, now I have some followup questions. One solitary sex noise? Or was it a continued rumble of a vibrator?
Analyssa:
No, i simply mean one example.
Christina:
Gotcha.
Drew:
Okay. I am able to accept that.
Analyssa:
So we can discuss that off-line because In my opinion i am aware with regards to was actually, if you have more concerns we are able to chat.
Drew:
Cool.
Christina:
I would want to be involved.
Drew:
Yeah. Christina, you’ll appear.
Christina:
Also happy to post anyone some sort of white sound equipment, I think could also carry out miracles.
Drew:
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